Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender

Big fan of Portal 2? This the ultimate USB gadget for you!

This motion detecting Portal 2 sentry will protect your desk from anyone trying to approach you too close. It uses the sounds and interactions from the actual game and looks very much like the sentries in Portal.

Here are the few things the Portal 2 sentry turret will say

  • Turret detects motion nearby:
    • “Target acquired”.
    • “There you are”.
    • “I see you”.
    • “Preparing to dispense product”.
    • “Activated”.
  • Turret is moved or knocked over:
    • “Critical error”.
    • “Shutting down”.
    • “I don’t hate you”.
    • “Hey, hey, hey”.
    • “Malfunctioning”.
  • Turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of inactivity):
    • “Are you still there”.

Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender Specifications

  • Detects movements
  • Open the flaps and shoot when movement is detected
  • Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
  • USB Powered
  • Dimensions: 7.5″ tall
  • Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek

 Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender Review

This Product is pretty slick, the sounds are great and the fact that there is a movement detection is a great thing. Now, it seems that this can be a bit overkill to have it plugged all the time and it can be annoying after a while, but┬áPortal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender is definitely build and sold for the best fans of the Portal series, it’s an official licensed Portal 2 collectible therefore it’s a MUST have for fans of Portal 2 and their geek side.

Here are a few extra photos of this USB Toy:

Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender box Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender on its side Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender on a desk

Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender

$ USD29.99
Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender
9.6666666666667

Geek Factor

10/10

    Quality

    9/10

      Price

      10/10

        Pros

        • - A must have for any Portal fan
        • - Perfect size and shape

        Cons

        • - Can be annoying after a while
        • - Sound quality could be better

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